Cover to Cover

Want to read a crappy book without drinking yourself into a coma? “Cover to Cover” is a series in which I go through books that particularly anger me chapter-by-chapter, full of snark, nerdy rants, and occasional humor.

Hello, I’m the Drunk Librarian; I destroy my liver so YOU don’t have to!

I also sometimes steal from better comedians, because shame is for people who don't subject themselves to terrible literature for fun.
I also sometimes steal from better comedians, because shame is for people who don’t subject themselves to terrible literature for “fun.”

Sometimes chapters are broken up into multiple parts, because I try to keep myself to a 2,000-3,000 character limit per post, and some chapters simply deserve more vitriol.


Pictured: The popularity of Twilight mixed with the rabid nerd-snobbery of Firefly.

The Fault In Our Stars by John Green

Chapter 1, Part 1

Chapter 1, Part 2

Chapter 2, Part 1

Chapter 2, Part 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4, Part 1

Chapter 4, Part 2

Chapter 5, Part 1

Chapter 5, Part 2

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10, Part 1

Chapter 10, Part 2

Chapter 11, Part 1

Chapter 11, Part 2

Chapter 12, Part 1

Chapter 12, Part 2

Chapter 12, Part 3

Guest Post: The Giddy Owl

Chapter 13

Chapter 14, Part 1

Guest Post: Katiedd

Chapter 14, Part 2

Chapter 15

Chapters 16 and 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 20: Full eulogies

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25, Part 1

Chapter 25, Part 2 (and some closing thoughts)

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